The story
Football season, and some other sports seasons that we just can’t remember, are over. Winter is here.
Go on
We’ve created a winter sports guide to give you all a preview of each upcoming season. We asked the generic questions, but we had some questions that we really just needed to know for each sport. Sue us! We’re curious!
For example?
Were students on the Nordic team forced to do the sport? Does the boys basketball team have the balls to nickname Coach Elmendorf? Do students doing track actually like running? We mean, sure, it’s good to know who the gymnastics team’s biggest competitors are, but do they turn away tall people? That’s the real question.
Are you psychic?
Not at all. We talked to an inside source on each team. If you love our guide, it was all us. If you’re offended by our information, then it was all our sources’ faults.
The Runaway
Go check it out!! Our Winter Sports Guide
Things to Know
Just Keep Donating
Toys for Tots!! It’s pretty simple: bring in toys that can be given to tots. You’ve got this.
Just Keep Studying
Four full weeks until Christmas break. We can do it! Unless, Mr. Fournier, you want to call a few snow days…